And yea...! (Also I already know that Leprechaun did a post like this, but this one is kinda different.
*UGH IM THINKING ABOUT SANDIEGO COMIC CON* *CRIES*
Fake Fans
Who are fake fans/my definition of a fake whovian: Some one who doesn't participate in whovian activities or fall in one of the "fake fan categories."
The 10 Types of Fake Fans
1. The Not Involved Person
This person watches Doctor Who but doesn't participate in any fangirling, nor has any opinions of the companions, Doctors, or monsters. This person (as the title states) LITERALLY IS NOT INVOLVED IN ANYTHING WHOVIAN OTHER THAN WATCHING THE SHOW. DO YOU NOT HAVE 10000000000000+ GIFS?
2. The Invisible Fan
This person is a fan, only for the time they are watching the show. THEY FANGIRL SO HARD DURING THE SHOW. But when they finish, the abandon everything whovian.
3. The "Phase" Fan
This person can also be the 'Invisible Fan', because they BUY EVERYTHING WHOVIAN. They decorate their room, wear teeshirts, they EVEN GO TO COMIC CON. THEY PROBABLY HAVE AT LEAST 24 DIFFERENT DOCTOR WHO TUMBLRS. But then one day, they are just 'not feeling' it. They sell their whovian stuff and move on the next 'phase.'
4. The TRYHAD
This person will try SO hard to please their "elder" whovians. THEY WILL SPAM YOU WITH MEANING LESS JUNK EMAILS ABOUT WHAT WHOVIAN ACTIVITIES THEY PARTICIPATED IN TODAY. LIKE NOBODY ACTUALLY CARES THAT YOU DUSTED YOUR DOCTOR WHO DALEK FIGURINE. OR THEY WILL SEND YOU A REFERENCE THAT YOU MADE UP...
5. The Skipper
The person "CLAIMS" to watch doctor who. This person "CLAIMS" to watch ALL THE EPISODES. And when you are talking to them, and you make a reference to one episode, this person skipped it. So this person just decides to change the topic. Not cool...Bet this person skipped the 9th doctor too.
ALSO HOW DO U NOT REWATCH????
6. The Not Stalker
Ok, if you are a real doctor who fan, you kinda know everything about Doctor Who. AND THAT INCLUDES THE ACTORS IN REAL LIFE. KEEP A GOOGLE ALERT FOR THEIR NAMES. FIND ALL THEIR SOCIAL MEDIAS. LOOK AT PICTURES OF THEM AS A KID. KNOW WHO THEY'RE DATING AND WHEN THEY BREAK UP GET THERE FIRST.
This person has never see any of this.
7. The Worst Shipper
AS WHOVIANS WE DO NOT SHIP AMY AND THE DOCTOR. WE SHIP AMY AND RORY BECAUSE THEY ARE THE CUTEST COUPLE EVER. AND YOU CAN'T SHIP TEN AND ROSE AND TEN AND MARTHA AND TEN AND DONNA! DO YOU EVEN HAVE AN OPINION??
In short, this person ships EVERYONE.
8. The Person Who's Stuck In the Mud
THEY ARE SO STUBBORN, LIKE LISTEN TO MEEE. Don't even bother trying to bring them to the real Whoniverse. THEY WILL JUST SAY TEN ROSE. LIKE LOOK AT THE QUALITIES OF ROSE. ALL I SEE IS A DISRESPECTFUL, CLINGY GIRL. If you tell them this they will hate you forever.
AND HOW IS DONNA NOT LIKEABLE? OR CLARA?
9. The FAAAKEEE FAN
This person is LEGIT A FAKE FAN. THEY DON'T EVEN WATCH THE SHOW. THEY JUST READ THE WIKIPEDIA SUMMARIES SO THEY CAN BE A PART OF "SUPERWHOLOCK."
Or so they can just have bragging rights.
10. The Emotionless Person
HOW DO YOU NOT CRY. I'M CRYING OVER DOCTOR WHO INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSIN3VvLCTU) AND YOU ARE NOT CRYING WHEN 10 REGENERATES? I SCREAM IF A DOCTOR WHO COSPLAYER MENTIONS ME! (Thank you MattEleven for responding to me on youtube!)
Ok that's it for Fake Fans, now onto the dark void of "New Whovians."
Brb to borrow a Tardis, so I can take notes from above. I DO NOT WANT TO GET SUCKED INTO THAT THING.
K back. New Whovians I come.
New Whovians
Basically all TenRose shipping girls. Where did all the GUY whovians go? PLEASE someone tell me! The new whovians make all kinds of guess about the episodes. Worse they formulate no opinions about the companions...like they are all so Rose and Ten biased it's killing me. FOR THOSE THAT ARE NOT, THANK YOU!
Also training new whovians takes a lot of time and patience (that I don't have.) I'd rather be watching San Diego Comic Con videos.
In short, being a REAL fangirl is really hard.
~Alien
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